CRINGE-WORTHY LAWYER JOKES
Because no one should have an attorney without a sense of self-deprecating humor.
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.
- Lawyers really take the fun out of everything.
Even Santa comes with a Clause.
- Lawyers be like: Have a good day, but this no way guarantees you one. *escapes liability*
- What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
- It's a shame that 99% of lawyers give the remaining 1% a bad name.
- A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
Sadly, he lost his case.
- What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A father in law.
- What is wrong with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny and no-one else thinks they're jokes.
- A lawyer awoke from surgery and asked, “Why are the blinds drawn?”
The nurse answered, “There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died.”
- What do you call a banker who went to law school?
A loan shark.
- What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't think He's a lawyer.
- Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste sites and California all the lawyers?
New Jersey got first pick.
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