Lawyer Jokes


Because no one should have an attorney without a sense of self-deprecating humor.

    • What is wrong with lawyer jokes?
      Lawyers don't think they're funny and no-one else thinks they're jokes.
    • Lawyers be like: Have a good day, but this no way guarantees you one. *escapes liability*
    • What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
    • What do you call a banker who went to law school?
      A loan shark.
    • What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
      A father in law.
    • What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
      God doesn't think He's a lawyer.
    • It's a shame that 99% of lawyers give the remaining 1% a bad name.  
    • A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. 
      Sadly, he lost his case. 
    • A lawyer awoke from surgery and asked, β€œWhy are the blinds drawn?”
      The nurse answered, β€œThere's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died.”
    • Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste sites and California all the lawyers?
      New Jersey got first pick.
    • Lawyers really take the fun out of everything.
      Even Santa comes with a Clause. 


For business owners, sole proprietors, and budding entrepreneurs not quite ready to formally retain a business attorney, I am working on an online document e-Store. It will include a library of simple, common business documents. Some will be downloadable for free, and others available for purchase. They will be fillable contract templates. Click here to visit the future home of the future home of the WLF Document e-Store for more details. 


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